SHE ASKED HIM to leave. But he wanted his gifted jewels back first.

A 49-year-old man was crashing at his lover’s home when he was told he needed to get lost.

It was around 5 p.m. On Sept. 28, when the couple was inside a flat located in a high-rise located on Lexington Avenue and East 98th Street.

The 54-year-old galpal tenant wanted some alone time and ordered her man to shake a tree. He apparently was OK with the sudden departure, but he demanded a quid pro quo: that his soon-to-be ex give back the jewels he had bestowed on her.

That didn’t go over well.

The woman allegedly reached for a kitchen knife and put it to the man’s gullet.

She then allegedly sliced his right hand in the dustup.

Housing police arrived at the slashing woman’s home and cuffed her. She was dinged with assault and menacing.

As for her cut-up victim — his hand was treated at the scene by medics.

A SUSPECTED HOMOPHOBIC vandal was pinched after targeting a watering hole.

The 28-year-old accused was allegedly fingered for spray-painting the words: “gay-owned business” on the facade of the Clockwork Bar NYC back at around 3:30 p.m. on Sept. 20.

It is unclear why the suspect targeted the joint, whose slogan is “Cheap Beer / Punk Rock”. But he was summarily nabbed 10 days later by investigators’ poring over CCTV footage.

The accused miscreant faces making graffiti and criminal mischief as a hate crime charges.

At arraignment, the suspect pleaded not guilty, sources show.

AFTER TEXTING FULLY nude pics of a woman to her brother — one shady deviant allegedly is hoping to inflict a pounding against her new romance.

The 29-year-old was picked up on Sept. 7, after sending a series of text messages through an Xbox console.

The suspect allegedly struck first by exposing the woman in a state of undress in pics he allegedly beamed on Instagram to her brother, according to the criminal complaint.

The victim was quick to identify herself as the one in the images where her face, tattoos, and her vagina were “entirely visible”, the papers say.

On Aug. 4, shortly after allegedly exposing the intimate images — the suspect (who the victim has known for “at least” one year) was spotted lurking in a parked car, steps outside from the woman’s home.

It was during this moment of his paid and uninvited visit that he allegedly sent pledges of harm to her and her apparent new lover.

He allegedly wrote the woman: “I am going to beat up your new boyfriend on your behalf. I know where your new job is at. I will pick you up. I know where to catch you because I know when school starts.

“If I don't jump the new boyfriend — I will then jump you pick you or him. Ahh your little sister is here. I will see you when you get home. Or I can pick you up from your job.”

After getting nabbed, authorities slapped unlawful publication of an intimate image, unlawful disclosure of an intimate image, and aggravated harassment charges.

When he appeared in court during his arraignment, the suspect pleaded not guilty. It also appears he was offered to partake in a diversion program.

TWO TEENS GANGED up on a lone pupil who was walking to school.

Shortly before 8:30 a.m. on Oct. 1, the 15-year-old was walking along Tiebout Avenue near the heavily-trafficked East Fordham Road.

The student was attempting to head to the International Leadership Charter High School when he was approached by five hostiles.

Heated words volleyed before fists were thrown.

The lone victim was not only clocked in the skirmish, but one of the young toughs wielded a sharp object and slashed him on the right side of his face.

Cops managed to lasso two (ages 15 and 16) of the five assailants. The other three stormed off.

The sharp-edged weapon was recovered from the scene. The victim was mending from the wounds but survived.

A CASH-STRICKEN FIEND was pinched after mugging three subway riders — two of whom are seniors.

The accused, 32, was picked up on Sept. 30 after going on a short tear where he stands accused of roughing up his prey for their loot.

At around 6 p.m. on Sept. 7, cops say a straphanger was sitting on a southbound D train as it approached Bay Parkway station.

Out of nowhere, the suspect, donning a gray hat, white T-shirt, blue sweater, black sweatpants, and black and white sneakers, began jawing at the man who had been minding his own business. The suspect then allegedly grabbed hold of the victim, tossed him to the train floor and chomped on his hand.

He then swiped his wallet from the bit the victim’s pants pocket.

The suspect is said to have fled the train on foot and was soon accused of racking up transactions with the man’s plastic.

Meanwhile, the robbed victim was taken to NYU Langone Hospital to be cared for his injuries.

Authorities linked the train brute to two other subway attacks — on Aug. 13 and Aug. 31 — where each victim was a senior in age.

For the September biting and bilking incident, the suspect was hit with grand larceny, assault, criminal possession of stolen property, and harassment. For the two robberies of the elderly victims, he faces robbery, grand larceny, menacing, and criminal possession of stolen property.

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He thought he could fly.

A man was holed up inside of a home and allegedly firing several gunshot rounds from his pistol.

The 58-year-old was allegedly keyed up on High Noon antics inside a home on Eldert Lane near 81st Avenue back at around 1 p.m. on Sept. 23.

The armed suspect allegedly ducked into a second-floor flat to take cover from responding cops.

As officers attempted to enter the home, they heard a lone crackle of gunfire and retreated from the building to await backup.

They then heard two more gunshots from inside the apartment.

Hostage negotiators arrived on the scene in tow with elite ESU unit members. They attempted to strike chatter with the perp to no avail.

Some time passed and the accused allegedly decided to flee — out the second-floor window.

But his escape plan was hindered after he was met by a brigade of NYPD police. The man was rushed to Jamaica Hospital where he was treated for a head wound sustained from the jump.

He was hit with criminal possession of a loaded firearm and reckless endangerment.

HE WAS NO common crook.

A 57-year-old suspect was picked up after trying to slide out of a CVS with items he allegedly failed to purchase.

The suspect was inside of the pharmacy chain dotted on Hylan Boulevard back at around 4:45 p.m. on Sept. 24.

He allegedly attempted to take off with paper towels and dog food, according to the criminal complaint.

The suspect was intervened by cops who searched him and in a black satchel around his waist they found bonafide burglar’s tools and a “large metal bolt” that is used to pry locks.

He was subsequently hit with petit larceny, possession of burglar tools, and criminal possession of stolen property.

SHE’S A HUMAN wrecking ball.

A 60-year-old woman was in dire need of Namaste after allegedly going into a tirade that she took out on someone’s furniture.

At around 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 28, the woman allegedly tossed a dresser, a mirror, and a photo frame down a flight of stairs, according to the criminal complaint.

The owner of the property rang the cops to report the attack on innate objects.

Cops nabbed the homewrecker and charged her with criminal mischief.

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*When perusing The Blotter, know that arrests do not constitute guilt, and all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Moreover, the reported items are merely a snapshot of a criminal matter – what is known at the time of publishing. In most cases, the persons arrested for breaking the law haven’t been convicted (yet). It’s also possible that the charges brought against them may be reduced or even withdrawn.