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THE BLOTTER
ISSUE № 0074 — 02-26-26
BY: M.L. Nestel
Illustration by Rob Weiss
The Blotter.* A roundup of happenings in Gotham’s mean streets (and from time to time the tri-state region). Each item provides a staticky glimpse into the sleepless city’s peripheral misdemeanors, felonies, and misadventures.
⬛ MANHATTAN
▀ Harlem: Ex-Galpal Caught Splashing Woman’s XXX Pic On Sosh App
A WOMAN’S EX was busted beaming a nude photo of her on a livestream.
The 34-year-old allegedly posted the intimate snap back on the afternoon of June 23 last year.
It exposes the former lover completely naked replete with her bits — specifically her vagina front and center, according to the criminal complaint.
The scorned woman allegedly was especially cavalier — revealing her face and hand tattoos in the vindictive livestream on the social media platform Tagged.
Authorities were made aware of the exposing act of vengeance and caught up to the poster.
She was finally hauled away and facing unlawful designation or publication of an intimate image.
⬛ THE BRONX
▀ Highbridge: Leaky Gal Goes On Pee Offensive On Woman’s Front Door Before Launching Drubbing
A SERIAL TINKLER was caught marking her territory — on the front door of a woman’s flat several times and then went Wrestlemania on her.
The 28-year-old wanton loon with potty problems exposed herself to the woman’s doorbell cam (flashing her business each time) when she would relieve herself on the front door.
On three separate days.
The woman first struck with her number one attack at around 7 a.m. on Nov. 28 inside A residential building on Grand Concourse.
There she was seen squatting at the doorstep and giving it the toilet business. She also allegedly "exposed" her vagina, the criminal complaint states.
She proceeded to make two more secreting sequels; on Nov. 30 and Dec. 14.
Then on Dec. 16, the woman returned and this time instead of going to the bathroom on the door, she alleged confronted the tenant, striking her on the left arm, and pummeled her face several times.
The suspect's attack caused the victim's eyeglasses to drop to the ground and break. And her cell phone fell with its screen cracked.
The potty-troubled perp was taken into custody and facing assault, criminal mischief, public lewdness, exposure of a person, and harassment.
⬛ BROOKLYN
▀ Prospect Lefferts Gardens / Crown Heights: Crack Slinging Granny Cooked In Undercover Sting
SHE WASN’T COOKING up Apple Brown Betty.
A 64-year-old woman was out in the elements allegedly dealing rocks to clientele on the open street.
But twice on Nov. 24, authorities captured her tendering sales of crack in twisty bags to undercover cops.
The first incident of the woman’s misdealings that day occurred at around 3:30 p.m.
The woman was holding court on Fenimore Street and collected cash from the cop and gave away a twist baggie of crack.
Two hours later, the same woman allegedly moved shop to Empire Boulevard.
There, she brokered another deal for a twisty bag of crack to another cop cloaked as a crack fiend.
The elderly woman who should be sewing quilts was nabbed and hit with a slew of charges including drug possession and drug sales.
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⬛ QUEENS
▀ Jamaica: Slumbering Driver High On Pills In Hospital Parking Lot
HE WAS SNOOZING behind the wheel of a car while idling in a hospital parking lot.
Cops discovered the 60-year-old man sitting behind the wheel of a red 2018 Chevrolet with the engine runningin a lot by Queens Hospital located on 164th Street back on the night of Jan. 8.
When officers approached the car they woke up the driver and soon determined he had “pinpoint pupils, slurred speech, and to
be incoherent,” according to the charging document.
The suspect appeared to display behavior that they determined was consistent with a heavy intake of opioids.
The officers prompted the suspect to take a blood test to determine the level of inebriation.
And the driver allegedly agreed.
But those results were not immediately reported.
He was soon charged with operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol/drugs.
⬛ NYCTALGIC
▀ ‘Paddy Wagon’ (New York, NY)
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⬛ ET. AL
▀ Youths Takeover Empty Subway Train (New York, NY)
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▀ Think Hard Before Banging (New York, NY)
▀ Minus The Wheel (New York, NY)
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▀ Grabber (New York, NY)
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▀ Snowball Target (New York, NY)
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▀ Sideswiped (New York, NY)
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▀ Launcher (Harlem, NY)
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*When perusing The Blotter, know that arrests do not constitute guilt, and all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Moreover, the reported items are merely a snapshot of a criminal matter – what is known at the time of publishing. In most cases, the persons arrested for breaking the law haven’t been convicted (yet). It’s also possible that the charges brought against them may be reduced or even withdrawn.
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