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ISSUE № 00272 — 11-04-26

BY: M.L. Nestel

Graphic by Melissa Eiler

⬛ MANHATTAN

▀ Midtown: ‘Are You Jewish?: Hatemonger Slashes 2 Men In Jewelry District Minutes Apart

A DEEPLY DISTURBED woman targeted and gashed two men based on their Jewish heritage. 

The 32-year-old was allegedly drifting around West 47th Street off Fifth Avenue just before 6 p.m. on Oct. 21. 

The brunette wearing all black attire, black shoes, a jacket with brown faux fur collar, and a backpack set her sights on a Hasidic man clad in traditional Jewish clothing. 

The woman reportedly started talking to him in a foreign tongue. 

When the man attempted to get away from her by crossing the street — she did the same. 

The man’s stalked then cornered him against a parked car and used a sharp object to slash the man in the back.

The terrified man started bleeding on his back. 

Afterward the woman allegedly sized up a second target.

She allegedly asked him, “Are you Jewish?”

He told her he was actually Muslim. 

That compelled the woman to apologize and pace away.  

A couple minutes later, the same woman allegedly spotted her second target: a man wearing a yamaka whose native language is Russian. 

He too suffered a shove from the freaky woman with her yelping, “Run away from here. 

“I have a gun! I am going to shoot you!”

The second victim believed her and also noticed blood draining from his right forearm. 

The victims contacted the cops and they were able to pull CCTV footage of both incidents. 

They ran down the suspect and tagged her with assault as a hate crime, menacing as a hate crime, criminal possession of a weapon, and aggravated harassment.

⬛ THE BRONX

▀ Port Morris: Driver Unleashes Beatdown Over Parking Space

A MOTORIST WAS most nonplussed when he failed to secure a parking spot.
The 31-year-old was allegedly driving his car along East 137th Street at around 8 p.m. on Sept 14.

A driver was trying to navigate his car into an open spot and was met by the usurping suspect who attempted to take it from him.
Their standoff led to the perp exiting his car and getting mouthy with the other driver.
He then allegedly unloaded a flurry of punches that wounded caused the other driver to suffer several wounds to his face and body.

Responding officers took the mad man into custody and he was hit with assault and harassment.

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⬛ BROOKLYN

▀ Bedford-Stuyvesant: ‘Ima Beat [The Fuck] Out Of You!’: Punk Humiliates Woman With Oral Sex Pic Social Media Post on Valentine’s Day, Lodges Mortal Threats

A MISCREANT WENT to the mattresses on Valentine’s Day to denigrate an ex-girlfriend. 

The 34-year-old perp’s first alleged salvo was fired in the afternoon on Feb. 13 when the suspect allegedly sent her a boorish text message. 

"Since your mother wanna play with my kids bitch I promise you one

thing when you drop that fucking baby ima beat tf[sic] out of you. 

The message continued: “And thats all I gotta say. 

“Have a nice one."

The next day (Valentine’s Day) he went further than token threats over text. 

The accused allegedly splashed over social media a photo of the woman performing oral sex along with another missive doxxing the woman by exposing her full name, address, and even her social security number. 

The suspect wasn’t nabbed until Oct. 19 and brought up on unlawful dissemination or publication of an intimate image, unlawful disclosure of an intimate image, and harassment. 

⬛ QUEENS

▀ Jamaica: Crazed Man Pulls Ghost Gun Video Call Bellowing ‘I Am Going To Shoot You And Your Mom!’

A BALLISTIC SCOUNDREL’S video threat prompted a swift police response. 

THe 22-year-old gunslinger was chatting with a woman on the afternoon of Sept. 20. 

Cops say it was during that interaction that the man drew a grey and black colored pistol and told the woman his ill intent. 

“I am going to shoot you and your mom,” he growled. 

That move had the woman dialing the cops. 

Nine days later, investigators secured a warrant and were at the doorstep of the man’s home located on 191st Street off 119th Avenue. 

Upon entering they seized a bag in the hallway containing a loaded.40 caliber ghost gun and a black switchblade. 

They also collected a loaded magazine with .40 caliber rounds. 

He was hauled away and arraigned on aggravated harassment and several weapons possession raps. 

⬛ STATEN ISLAND

▀ Great Kills: Feces Face Smasher Dinged With Illicit Guns

A GROTESQUE ASSAULT occurred during a spat between two men. 

The suspect, 28, allegedly locked horns with another man in the middle of the night on Oct 10 inside a home on Durant Avenue. 

At one point the perp was indisposed in the bathroom and took feces out of a toilet and ran up to the man and shoved it into his face. 

He also caused several scratches when he dug in with his soiled nails. Later that night, cops appeared and armed with a warrant snooped around the home. 

In the den, the investigators discovered two arms: a silver Iver Johnson & Co. revolver and a lever action Winchester Repeating Arms shotgun. 

The revolting suspect was booked on assault, aggravated harassment, and plain old harassment.

⬛ WANTED V. NABBED

▀ Stickup Artists (Jackson Heights, NY)

A TRIO OF bandits are being sought for shaking down people for quick cash, police reported.

A 35-year-old was surrounded by the three who popped out of the SUV back at around 4:30 p.m. on Sept. 22 while he was strolling along 75th Street and one of them aimed a gun at him. He surrendered $100.

The same goons targeted a 33-year-old later that night with the same act but were shooed away without scoring a penny.

⬛ GOTHAM, INK.

▀ Slappy Seconds (New York, NY)

▀ Loud Wall (New York, NY)

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▀ 7CLICK (New York, NY)

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▀ Facade (New York, NY)

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⬛ NYCTALGIA

▀ Houston Street (New York, NY) - 1980s

⬛ ET. AL

▀ Brakeless (New York, NY)

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▀ Headbutter (New York, NY)

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▀ Bulk Parking At Costco? (Staten Island, NY)

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▀ Zipper (New York, NY)

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▀ ReCYCLE (New York, NY)

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*When perusing The Blotter, know that arrests do not constitute guilt, and all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Moreover, the reported items are merely a snapshot of a criminal matter – what is known at the time of publishing. In most cases, the persons arrested for breaking the law haven’t been convicted (yet). It’s also possible that the charges brought against them may be reduced or even withdrawn.

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