
THE BLOTTER
ISSUE № 00252 — 10-08-26
BY: M.L. Nestel

Graphic by Melissa Eiler

⬛ MANHATTAN
▀ East Village: Sinner Fleeces iPhone, Roughs Up Man In Front Of Church
A SOULLESS SOMEONE decided he wanted to charge at a senior for his iPhone and knocked around a toddler in the process.
The robber, 59, was lurking outside the Most Holy Redeemer Nativity Church located on East Third Street early morning on Oct. 1.
The suspect allegedly spotted an 88-year-old man walking by and knew he had a ripe target.
He allegedly ripped at his Apple iPhone situated in his back pocket, causing the old man to tumble to the ground.
He snatched the device and started to bolt.
As he did — he incidentally shoved a young child.
But his disappearing attempt was futile.
He was taken into custody and booked on grand larceny from a person and assault of a child less than 7 years old causing injury.

⬛ THE BRONX
▀ Mt. Eden: Bigoted Bunch Demean, Tag-Team Man
THREE TOUGHS WITH loose tongues hurled homosexual epithets at a man and then gave him a pounding.
The thugs confronted a man on the corner of Elliot Place and Jerome Avenue back at around 7:30 p.m. on June 25.
THe suspects verbally shamed the victim, 43, and then circled him and started punching and kicking him.
One of the pricks took a blunt object and cracked the man on the head.
The attackers fled the scene while the victim was taken to New York Presbyterian Hospital and stabilized.
So far, only one of the goons (a 29-year-old man) has been picked up.
He faces hate crime assault, hate crime menacing, and assault.

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⬛ BROOKLYN
▀ Greenpoint: Blitzed Baby Daddy Dresses Down Mom On Expressway Griping ‘You Are A Bitch And A Terrible Mother
A BOOZY BRUTE thought it wise to chastise his baby mama on the Long Island Expressway.
The source of the man’s discontent was driving on the night of Sept. 20.
Cops say the 33-year-old suspect was drunk off his gourd while trailing her and their infant child all over the LIE.
‘You are a bitch and a terrible mother. My mother is more of a mother to our daughter than you are.’
At one point the inebriated unsavory taunted the woman from his car window.
“You are a bitch and a terrible mother,” he shouted, according to the criminal complaint. “My mother is more of a mother to our daughter than you are.”
When the woman pulled off and stopped in front of a building on Oak Street along the East River, the determined dad followed in tow.
She stepped out of the car and he appeared.
The woman could smell his boozy breath before he exited the ride.
And when he did — he immediately became aggressive.
The mother took her phone and attempted to dial 911. But the perpy pop wrestled the gizmo from her hands and threw it to the ground, causing its glass panel to crack.
The call was enough to draw the fuzz who took the accused into custody.
After a Breathalyzer test was administered, the suspect blew a 0.150%; well above the state’s legal limit.
He was summarily hit with aggravated DWI with child, DWI alcohol, assault, criminal mischief, acting in a manner injurious to a child, and preventing emergency call.

⬛ QUEENS
▀ Long Island City: Tosser Tagged For Beaming Knife At Cop
IF HE WANTED to prove his innocence — he did a bang-up job.
The 36-year-old hooligan was raising Cain back on the morning of Sept. 7.
A cop, scrambled by a 911 call, pulled up in her cruiser spotted the man wielding the blade on the corner of 23rd Street and Jackson Avenue while perhaps looking to turn any comers into sashimi.
She halted and then ordered the maniac to drop the knife.
He refused.
Instead, he launched it at the officer’s car, striking it.
And then he sprinted away.
The police officer recovered the metal knife and the perp was lassoed.
Although he allegedly put up quite the tussle to ward off fellow officers’ attempts to bring him into custody.
He was pinched for reckless endangerment, obstructing governmental administration, resisting arrest, and weapons possession.

⬛ STATEN ISLAND
▀ Brighton Heights: Moped Thief Nabbed For Shirking Helmet, Nixing Plates
THE GNAT-BRAINED DUNCE thought he could tool around in someone else’s scooter sans a helmet or plates.
That scheme backfired.
Quickly.
Cops spotted the suspect freebirding on a stolen gray 2024 Fly Wing Zne along Corson and Westervelt Avenues at around 3 a.m. on April 19.
Once stopped, arresting officers took the slippery on into custody and charged him with possession of stolen property, unauthorized use of a vehicle, and (would you believe it!) motorcycle helmets violation.

⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Teen Taunters (Bronx, NY)

A TRIO OF toughs are being pursued for stepping to a teenager and kicking the snot out of him.
They sighted a 17-year-old standing on Claremont Parkway on the night of Aug. 19.
The perps started jawing with the youth and then quickly started to throw down and worked him over.
They also took off with his scooter and keys.
▀ Packer (West Hempstead, NY)

▀ Chain Snatcher (Bronx, NY

A HOOD ATTACKED a woman for her jewelry.
The suspect was inside St Mary’s Park on the morning of Oct. 1 when the suspect wearing a sweatshirt yanked the woman’s necklace and then took off running.

⬛ GOTHAM, INK.
▀ Bubbly (New York, NY)

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▀ Bricks And Mural (Bronx, NY)

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⬛ NYCTALGIA
▀ Whoops (New York, NY)

▀ Watching The Gambino Family (New York, NY)

FIVE GAMBINO FAMILY members being watched by the feds. They are John Gotti, Peter “One-Eye” Gotti, Ignazio “Iggy” Alogna, John “Jackie Nose” D’Amico, and Thomas Gambino.
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⬛ ET. AL

▀ Father, The Son, & The Holy Post (Rockaway, NY)

MOUNTED UNITS RECEIVED the Annual Blessing of the Animals at St. Francis de Sales Church in Rockaway, NY.
▀ Bike Helmet Brouhaha (New York, NY)

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▀ Tall Order (New York, NY)

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▀ Quick Drift (New York, NY)

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