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ISSUE № 00250 — 10-06-26
BY: M.L. Nestel
Graphic by Melissa Eiler
⬛ MANHATTAN
▀ Lenox Hill: Beer Buddies Beefed On Pal, Stabbed Him
THREE MEN WHO routinely enjoy tipping cold ones together turned on each other.
Two men, 34 and 25, were arrested after stabbing their 35-year-old pal after a dispute.
They were downing the brews inside the basement of a deli located on Second Avenue and East 69th Street back at around 10 p.m. on Sept. 22.
When cops arrived the deli, they found the victim gushing blood from his gut.
He was rushed to New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center and survived.
His two drinking mates were nabbed and charged with assault.
⬛ THE BRONX
▀ Parkchester: Screwball Slugger Sends Rival To Hospital In Screwdriver Attack
SHE ALMOST KILLED him.
A woman’s brutal beatdown of a man nearly ended in a fatality.
The 39-year-old woman was outside an apartment building on East 172nd Street near Commonwealth Avenue on the morning of Aug.26.
The assailant, armed with a screwdriver, stepped to the man and tuned up his face and struck his shoulder with a series of punches.
After inflicting the punishment to the man, his attacker took the screwdriver and allegedly “thrust” it toward the victim.
He somehow dodged the blow.
But in doing so, the man’s cell phone slipped out of his pocket.
He kept running.
But the woman was picked-up by the cops and she was nailed for robbery, menacing, assault, petit larceny, weapons possession, and harassment.
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⬛ BROOKLYN
▀ Williamsburg: Rabblerouser Vows To ‘Kill All Of You!’ During Bust
WERE IT NOT for the handcuffs he would take out every arresting cop.
That was the state of a 33-year-old who had been squabbling overnight on Sept. 7.
The shitstarter was outside Roebling Street and Broadway (within eyeshot of Peter Luger’s Steakhouse).
‘I’m going to kill all of you when I get out of these handcuffs.’
Cops arrived on scene after 911 calls were placed.
The perp allegedly put up a fight to avoid the collar.
And even when he was wearing bracelets, the suspect was even more ready for war.
“I’m going to kill all of you when I get out of these handcuffs,” he griped while flailing his arms and balling up his fists.
He was summarily taken away and charged with resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, and harassment.
⬛ QUEENS
▀ Corona: BMW Roadrager Flashed Piece At Dodge Pickup Driver Before Spitting ‘What Are You Going To Do, Pussy?’
HE’S HELL ON the highway.
A 21-year-old goon was especially provoked on the Long Island Expressway (L.I.E.) that he was ready to throw down over an unscrupulous lane change.
The suspect was behind the wheel of a 2013 BMW M3 and tangoing with a driver of a Dodge pickup along the L.I.E. at around 4:45 p.m. on Sept. 7.
As they approached Exit 21 the suspect decided it was time to show who was boss.
He shouted: “What are you going to do, pussy?”
The truck driver dialed the cops.
Cops arrived at the suspect’s family home on Junction Boulevard — and affected an arrest.
They found the perp’s beamer with a license plate that was sheathed with a paper covering.
‘My girlfriend purchased the gun for me in Pennsylvania, we brought it to New York.’
They also were met by his mother.
She handed the cops a fanny pack with a loaded Taurus GX2 9mm pistol.
When the gun-flexing perp presented himself to the investigators he was asked about the weapon.
And he allegedly tried to claim it was a gift by his galpal.
“My girlfriend purchased the gun for me in Pennsylvania, we brought it to New York.”
The cops didn’t buy that excuse and charged him with weapons possession, attempted forgery of a vehicle identification number, and menacing.
⬛ STATEN ISLAND
▀ New Dorp: Irate Hammer-Swinging Homeowner To Man, ‘Mind Your Business Before I Fucking Kill You!’
HE LOST IT and then took a headshot.
Whoever it was that was standing inside the 32-year-old man’s Colfax Avenue home — they were about to get the business.
Tempers flared sometime around 8 p.m. on July 10.
‘Get the fuck out of my house!’
Or at least his did.
The resident who apparently couldn’t keep his cool turned against the other person and belted, “Get the fuck out of my house!”
He added, “Mind your business before I kill you!”
And he was not exaggerating.
For he immediately grabbed a hammer and started going for the man’s dome.
But in his rage, he swung and missed.
He struck a wall instead.
That swing and miss ended with him getting pinched for menacing, weapons possession, attempted assault, menacing, and harassment.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Slashers Wanted (Staten Island, NY)
A CREW OF zeroes slashed a person and took off.
They struck at around. p.m. on Sept. 24 outside Susan E. Wagner High School on Brielle Ave.
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