
THE BLOTTER
ISSUE № 00147 — 06-11-26
BY: M.L. Nestel

Graphic by Melissa Eiler

The Blotter.* A roundup of happenings in Gotham’s mean streets (and from time to time the tri-state region). Each item provides a staticky glimpse into the sleepless city’s peripheral misdemeanors, felonies, and misadventures.
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⬛ STATEN ISLAND
▀ Annadale/Bulls Head: Ex Terrorizes Woman Repeatedly With Sex Tape Release Threats, And Texts ‘I Will Shoot A Bullet In Your Fucking Brain!’
THERE ARE SO many ways to wrong a person. And for one 20-year-old scumbag, he could probably count them.
For months starting back on Nov. 5 of last year and up until March 11 — the vermin of a human inflicted all kinds of intimidation towards a former fling; holding over her head their sex videos and dire threats.
Late night on Nov. 5, the suspect texted the woman his cruel intentions.
“I will shot a bullet in tour fucking brain and I will beat your ass,” read one, according to the criminal complaint. “[Victim] I da want to put a gun down your throat.”
Months past and the sicko reappeared with another text.
He allegedly wrote: “I thought [sic] told u to stay away from my bitch…”
He then sent her a video featuring them engaging in sexual intercourse with the woman’s “intimate parts” on full display.
The woman attempted to dissuade her stalker to disappear for good.
“Leave me alone,” she pleaded in the Feb. 18 text. “Leave me alone for good, [Defendant].”
He couldn’t take a hint, replying to the woman “You keep saying, ‘Leave me alone!’ because I’ve sat there and cared for you and protecting you.”
The suspect then sent the perp another video again showing them having sex as part of 20 emails sent on Feb. 25.
‘I’m letting you know I’m sending [sic] whole family along with the rest of your family the videos of me fucking you and the videos of you giving me head in the car cause I will have all of them.’
His actions appeared to only fuel his grotesque confidence.
“Have fun at the station,” he wrote in a followup email. “[I Don’t Care] about going to jail anymore.
“You ruined me.”
The silence from the victim sent the perp spiraling.
“I’m letting you know I’m sending [sic] whole family along with the rest of your family the videos of me fucking you and the videos of you giving me head in the car cause I will have all of them.”
He even doubled down on sharing the videos with the woman’s new boyfriend and his “whole family” so they can watch “your ex putting his dick inside you.”
The authorities were informed and this aggravated the suspect even more.
He wrote the woman, “So either call me or the same way you tried ruining my life by going to the cops I will do the exact same now.”
Again, the lack of response sent the suspect spiraling.
‘Leave me alone. Leave me alone for good, [Defendant].’
And the threats kept coming.
“I want you to understand if I send [the videos] to his family you won’t be seeing him anymore.
“If I send it to your school you won’t be attending anymore which ruins your future as well,” the note read. “And if I send it to your father it starts World War 3. But in reality you’ll get into some deep shit.”
After a dry spell of contact, the stalker suspect returned to put on the charm.
“Come back, love,” the more softer toned note stated. “I made my mistakes and I learned from them all.
“I’d rather try with you a million times before even considering someone new.”
The man’s deranged overtures failed again and again. And so he tried a news strategy: cash.
On March 11, the perp Zelle’d the woman $100 with the declaration, “Good morning, love.”
Then he upped the amount to $150 with another send.
The sums were only met by more silence. And then the sound of cuffs clicking on his wrists as he was busted for aggravated harassment, dissemination of publication of an intimate image, coercion, and good old fashion stalking.

⬛ MANHATTAN
▀ Upper West Side: Bruising Cruisers Rumble On 3 Train
VERBAL BLOWS TRADED among subway train riders during the morning commute on May 25 ended in a rumble and several incarcerated and others wounded.
A$AP Rocky once claimed “Anything is better than that 1 train.”
But on this day, the 3 train was the pits.
The express train was heading uptown when the dispute between passengers left one woman, 50, sprayed in the face with a mystery substance (she was transported to Mt. Sinai Hospital), another man on board, 45-years-old, was stabbed in the chest and a 25-year-old woman was slashed in the hand during the dustup.
Some of the injured commuters got themselves to Mt. Sinai Hospital’s ER room.
All were stabilized.
Two others were busted at the 20 Precinct for their hand (or fist in this case) in the imbroglio.

⬛ THE BRONX
▀ University Heights: Gangbanging Gunslinger Shoots And Kills Intended Target’s Sister
HIS KILL SHOT hit the wrong person.
A 16-year-old perp allegedly took out the sister of his intended enemy.
It was minutes past midnight on May 28, when the suspect drew a gun on a group hanging out at Aqueduck Lands Playground Court.
A 23-year-old woman was among a clique cooling off in the small hours at the park.
It appears she was next to her brother — a purported gangbanger and believed to be the intended target.
The poorly aimed teenage assassin pulled up to the group and fired one round that struck the sister in her left eye.
She was taken to St. Barnabas and pronounced dead.
Her killer took off.
Investigators attempted to conduct interviews with witnesses — but they were tight-lipped and uncooperative.
But oby June 2, detectives believe they captured the hit teen and he is facing aggravated manslaughter, weapon possession, and reckless endangerment.

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⬛ BROOKLYN
▀ East New York: Pair Nailed For Engaging In Public Oral Sex And Crack
A RANDY DUO perhaps fueled by their uncontrollable loins (and inhaled crack smoke) was forced to quit their romp in the open public.
On May 17, a woman, 24, and the man (unknown age) were smitten with each other.
Because of this, they were unable to delay their fornication. So they thought: why wait to hire a motel room or pinpoint a closet or anywhere where there might have been a modicum of privacy.
She apparently was caught fellating the man in front of disturbed passers-by.
Once the pants were pulled up — cops found an amount of crack on them.
Each was taken into custody for lewdness (expose body in public) and also crack possession.

⬛ QUEENS
▀ Queens Village: Car Booster Admits To Riding Off With 2 Jeeps From Dealership

THE OWNER OF a dealership arrived to work on Nov. 8 of last year to the discovery of two Jeep Grand Cherokees missing, several of the cars on his lot damaged, the gate banged up, and two pairs of keys belonging to the two missing Jeep Grand Cherokees also disappeared.
Didn’t take a genius to figure out that the place had been looted.
Investigators captured some of the thief’s handiwork from CCTV footage. Mostly the suspect taking the key fobs and getting onto the property and driving off with both 2025 model Jeeps.
‘I did drive a black Jeep. One, two, I think.’
They also took note of five other cars that were dented or scratched as well as the gate appearing to be ajar, bent and out of frame.
A crack in the case had the suspect being questioned by cops.
“I did drive a black Jeep,” the 26-year-old man admitted, according to the criminal complaint. “One, two, I think.”
As for how he managed to get onto the property, again the suspect simply explained, “I climbed it.”
He then walked them through what he did once he McGuyvered the gate.
“I took the keys from here, and then drove off,” he said.
Pressed if he was in cahoots with another cohort — and the man denied, simply stating, “No.”
He was formally charged with grand larceny, criminal possession of stolen property, burglary, and criminal mischief.

⬛ HARD TIMES

Graphic by Melissa Eiler
▀ Hounds Sniffing Up Trouble
INSTITUTIONS IN THE Empire State are being inundated with unsavories pushing creative ways to smuggle in contraband;
sometimes stooping as low as relying on children as unwitting couriers.
Adult visitors caught trying to mule contraband face criminal drug possession charges.
The NYS Department of Corrections K-9 contraband interdiction team keep records of the various finds.
They intercepted printed paper laced with liquid drugs, disguised marijuana wax and also straight marijuana tucked in shoes and even secreted in body cavities.
Here are the latest seizures, intercepted before it reached the inmates:


⬛ GOTHAM, INK
▀ 3D (Brooklyn, NY)


⬛ NYCTALGIA
▀ Fort Apache (Bronx, NY)

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▀ Happy Snappy Biscuit Confounds Dying Notorious Bootlegger’s Last Words (New York, NY)

BOOTLEGGER DUTCH SCHULTZ lying on a slab after being assassinated. He experienced fits of delirium just before expiring.
‘Oh, oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy.’
His final recorded words: "Oh, oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy."

⬛ ET. AL

▀ Ruff Riders (New York, NY)

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⬛ ET. AL

▀ Ruff Riders (New York, NY)

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▀ Over The Wall (New York, NY)

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*When perusing The Blotter, know that arrests do not constitute guilt, and all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Moreover, the reported items are merely a snapshot of a criminal matter – what is known at the time of publishing. In most cases, the persons arrested for breaking the law haven’t been convicted (yet). It’s also possible that the charges brought against them may be reduced or even withdrawn.
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