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THE BLOTTER
ISSUE № 0090 — 03-23-26
BY: M.L. Nestel
Illustration by Rob Weiss
The Blotter.* A roundup of happenings in Gotham’s mean streets (and from time to time the tri-state region). Each item provides a staticky glimpse into the sleepless city’s peripheral misdemeanors, felonies, and misadventures.
⬛ MANHATTAN
▀ Midtown: Crack-Puffer Caught Scribbling Tag At Subway Station Toll Booth
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⬛ THE BRONX
▀ TKTKT: TKTKTK
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⬛ BROOKLYN
⬛ THE BRONX
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⬛ QUEENS
▀ TKTKT: TKTKTK
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⬛ STATEN ISLAND
▀ TKTKT: TKTKTK
After trading some jabs — the suspect allegedly leveled the homeowner several times to his face.
⬛ [SIC] CITY
▀ TKTKTK ()
▀ Jamaica: Pest Caught Headbutting And Ripping Off Granny’s Shopping Cart
▀ TKTKTK ()
⬛ NYCTALGIC
⬛ STATEN ISLAND
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▀ TKTKTK ()
⬛ ET. AL
▀ Feeling Like A Vigilante (New York, NY)
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⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
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▀ Walkoff (New York, NY)
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▀ TK (TK, NY)
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⬛ NYCTALGIC
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*When perusing The Blotter, know that arrests do not constitute guilt, and all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Moreover, the reported items are merely a snapshot of a criminal matter – what is known at the time of publishing. In most cases, the persons arrested for breaking the law haven’t been convicted (yet). It’s also possible that the charges brought against them may be reduced or even withdrawn.
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