HE CROSSED A dozen lines and missed every signal to scram. 

The order of protection failed to dissuade a mad man who couldn’t stop communicating with a woman. 

Since Aug. 6, the 23-year-old batshit one went on what he must have thought was a charm offensive. 

In his first call placed at around 6:30 a.m., he pleaded with the woman, “Why are you doing this to me?”

The woman informed the authorities and a judge instituted a swift protection order, according to the criminal complaint. 

That piece of paper apparently caused the woman’s alleged stalker to hold off two weeks before calling the same woman again. 

At a witching hour, the suspect called on Aug. 24 and for an hour the two chatted. Or he spoke and she listened. 

The same phone calls and conversations repeated for the next two weeks. Sometimes he would call and she would pick up. Other times he would call and no answer — so he called again. And again.

Then on Sept. 8, the suspect flipped the psycho switch: recording a video of himself “rotating a handgun” with text message postscripts. 

“Let anybody know that I got that on me,” he bragged, the papers say. 

“I don’t give a fuck who know where I’m at. I don’t give a fuck no more about nothing.”

The terminal nature of the visuals and language was enough to rattle the woman to the point that something had to be done. 

But the suspect tried one last time to plead for her forgiveness for letting him go off the rails. 

“I’m sorry,” he said during their phone call the next day. “I love you.”

The cops were at his doorstep that same day and brought him into custody. 

He was given some lovable charges including criminal contempt (for disregarding the judge’s order of protection intact until Dec. 4), aggravated harassment, and harassment.

FOR TWO DAYS a pair of pirates rolling on mopeds ripped off innocents all over town. 

The crew went on a tear starting back early August where they kept allegedly muscled people for their cash and valuables. 

At around 1:15 a.m. on Aug. 9, the perps pocketed cell phones anc ash after holding a knife to the throat of an 18-year-old man in Battery Park. 

A half-hour later they were on Gansevoort Street and took a 24-year-old man’s gold chain, bracelet, and more cash before motoring away. 

The same crew would strike four more targets on Aug. 24 between 4 a.m. and 5:30 a.m. 

In one case, they swiped a cell phone from a 62-year-old woman's hand on Broadway and West 73rd Street — sending her to eat asphalt. 

Two days later, the same fearsome twosome scootered up to three other victims — threatening a food cart operator at knifepoint on Wall Street 3 a.m., ransacking his cart and taking cash before fleeing.

The two men attempted to rob another food cart operator at South End Avenue and Liberty Street in Battery Park — but this time were turned away empty handed. 

But they took their muscle hustle uptown where they mugged a 30-year old man, at about 4 a.m.

They pulled the blade and relieved him of his iPhone and greenbacks. 

One of the two bad seeds was netted on Oct. 8. 

He was hit with nine counts of robbery.

A GAY-BASHING brute unleashed a fury at a woman after she confronted him over blocking her driveway with his car.

The 52-year-old reportedly parked his car at the lip of the driveway of the woman’s Grant Avenue home midday back on July 9. 

The homeowner confronted the driver and pleaded with him to move his car. 

He refused, the criminal complaint reads.

And he allegedly erupted in such a way that it inspired her to secure an order of protection from the driver. 

Five days later, the same suspect disregarded the document and returned with a message. 

He allegedly waited on the woman to exit her home and showered her with a bag of dog urine, shrieking, “Lesbian bitch!”

The disgusting assault had the suspect getting dinged with criminal contempt, menacing, and hate crime. 

OF ALL THE cars out there one numskull picked a Hyundai with a dad driving his kid and tried to ride off with it. 

But like his MENSA membership at choosing cars, the dimwit bungled that too. 

The 44-year-old perp allegedly attempted to force a man in his 2026 Hyundai Santa Fe driving his tot to relinquish the ride. 

It was around 3 p.m. on Sept. 30 outside President Street and Bedford Avenue.

The suspect allegedly barged his way into the Santa Fe that was double parked with the engine running. 

The four-wheel filcher attempted to rough up the driver and force him out of the driver’s seat. 

He punched and slapped the man and tried to take over the wheel while the man’s 5-year-old son stricken with autism — experiencing panic fits. 

The father was able to fend him off and the perp failed to give up the ride. 

Despite the big fail he was still dinged with robbery (of a motor vehicle,) assault, grand larceny 3, criminal possession of stolen property and unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.

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IT WASN’T 9 p.m. yet and the driver was already soused. 

The 28-year-old man was behind the wheel of a 2018 blue Mercedes at around 8:45 p.m. on Broadway when he was pulled over by a cop. 

Instantly, the officer caught a whiff of the suspect’s breath and reported it reeking of booze. 

He even confessed, “I had a few drinks.”

By a few maybe he meant a few sixpacks. 

When the officer attempted to Breathalyze the driver, he refused. 

And then as cops tried to bust the perp, he allegedly threw a fit and went gonzo. 

The antics ended with menacing and hate crime raps.

SEVENTEEN SUSPECTS JUMPED a 15-year-old for his sneakers, backpack and hooded sweatshirt.

The goons stepped to the youngster at around 5 p.m. on Oct. 12.

He was walking on 111th Street and 49th Avenue when the group surrounded him brandishing guns, knives and then went on the chase him down and beat him silly.

They then took the teen’s belongings (including his sneakers) before running away.

A GUNSLINGER IS being pursued.

Midday on Oct. 30, the hooded perp fired rounds and they struck a man in the face.

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