
THE BLOTTER
ISSUE № 013 — 11-19-25
BY: M.L. Nestel


The Blotter.* A roundup of happenings in Gotham’s mean streets (and from time to time the tri-state region). Each item provides a staticky glimpse into the sleepless city’s peripheral misdemeanors, felonies, and misadventures.

⬛ MANHATTAN
▀ Chelsea: Creeper’s Too Shy For Photo Ops

AN OGLER WHO allegedly trailed a woman to her home tried some spook tradecraft.
The 27-year-old was allegedly on the tail of a woman, 35, as she was walking back at around 6:30 p.m. on Nov. 4.
As she approached her home on West 16th Street off 7th Avenue, cops say the suspect remained in the foreground.
When she entered the lobby of her building and the stranger also followed inside — she became extra suspicious.
The woman pulled out her cell phone and took a snap of her unwanted admirer.
Doing so triggered something visceral in the trespasser. He quickly snatched the woman’s phone from her hand and erased the photos she took of him.
He then allegedly tossed the gizmo and ran out of the building.
The quick-thinking woman grabbed the phone and this time dialed the police.
A unit swiftly arrived and brought the especially shy creeper into custody.
He was slapped with burglary charges.

⬛ THE BRONX
▀ Laconia: ‘I Know Where You Live… I’m Going To Fuck You Up!’: Woman Slugs Woman, Tosses Hot Coffee At Her Face, Empties Lunch On Yard Before Pulling Switchblade
A GAL WENT gangster on a woman at her home and then hurled hot coffee, lodged lethal threats, and drew a blade.
At around 6 a.m. on Sept. 26, authorities say the 43-year-old hothead was ready to throw down while standing in front of a woman’s home on Givan Avenue near Corsa Avenue.
She allegedly threw down with the woman — clocking her in the head with a series of punches.
“I know where you live. I’m gonna fuck you up!”
As her victim was seeing stars, she still managed to get herself together to dial 911.
But as the aggressor saw this unfolding, she went off the rails. “Bitch, you called the cops on me?
“I’m gonna kill you!”
The accused took control of the victim’s cell phone and “slammed [it] on the ground”, according to the criminal complaint.
Then she took a cup of piping hot coffee and tossed it at the woman’s hair and face, the document adds.
The woman then took the victim’s lunch bag and “threw it over a yard” and then kicked it, causing all of the items to “spill on the ground”.
The same deviant then wanted to be sure her message didn’t lack any ambiguity. For she allegedly pulled a switchblade and groused,
The woman took off.
But cops managed to lasso her and she has since been hit with assault, criminal mischief, menacing, weapons and harassment.

⬛ BROOKLYN
▀ East Flatbush: Tizzied Armed Instigator Threatens to ‘Shoot’ And ‘Tase’ Rival
HE HAD FIGHTING words and enough weaponry to back it up.
At around 8:30 p.m. on Oct. 18, a 57-year-old was clashing with a man inside of a home dotted on East 53rd Street near Clearendon Road.
“I will shot you and tase you,” he allegedly exclaimed while brandishing both a pistol and a stun gun, the criminal complaint reads.
Responding police detained the suspect and after frisking him — they found he was allegedly in possession of knuckle dusters.
The following afternoon, a detective showed up and canvassed the home for more potential illicit items.
The accused allegedly had been storing a loaded Revelation Model 350 Series K .410 gauge shotgun in the basement along with a cardboard box of 20 .410 gauge shotgun shells.
Further, the investigator found a “loaded defaced revolver” in a camping stove. Its serial number was purportedly “painted over”. A sergeant also performed a search of the stun gunman’s bedroom and plucked two stun guns from a dresser.
The man is now defending himself against menacing, harassment, weapons, and ammunition charges.

⬛ QUEENS
▀ Richmond Hill / Flushing: John Nabbed Twice In 2 Weeks For Propositioning Undercovers For Sex
HE SURE KNOWS how to pick’em.
A desperately seeking horndog can’t find a date with someone that isn’t a cop pretending to get him laid for a discounted price.
The 52-year-old was first pinched at around 5:15 p.m. back on Oct. 10 underneath the elevated train on 104th and 108th Streets.
The suspect, along with a buddy, allegedly approached the gal they presumed was a prostitute looking to party, according to the complaint.
They allegedly “engaged in a prostitution related conversation” and were surely hearing the “dun-dun” J-cut so prominently featured in the TV episodic “Law & Order”.
The same lonely heart was caught swinging for a homerun along the busy thoroughfare of Main Street and 40th Road in the heart of downtown Flushing.
Authorities say that at around 8:30 p.m. the unlucky lothario took a swing with another person he thought was tricking.
That woman allegedly offered him a blowjob for a cool $120.
The suspect was apparently all too eager for the fellatio. Only he learned yet again he’d scored another trip to criminal court for trying to buy sex from a cop.
He is now facing permitting prostitution and prostitution charges for both alleged sex tries.

⬛ STATEN ISLAND
▀ Silver Lake: ‘MAGA’, ‘OK’, ‘Wild’, ‘Dog Food’-Stamped Smack Slinging Crew’s Trap House Raided

THEY WERE CHANNELING the Don to make fast cash.
Four suspected dope peddlers, a 62-year-old man, a 54-year-old man, a 37-year-old man, and a 37-year-old woman were woken up early on Oct. 16 at their Targee Street home.
Investigators armed with a warrant sussed the home and might as well have been yelling “Bingo!” at nearly every turn.
They started in the kitchen and discovered a bunch of pre-packaged heroin in a baggie, two others with cocaine, and one other filled with fentanyl.
On the kitchen table was the kind of stuff that would usually be omitted as part of a complete breakfast. There, officers discovered all kinds of paraphernalia such as 500 glassine envelopes, Ziploc bags, two scales (caked with cocaine and heroin), two mesh strainers, a packet of rubber bands, six cell phones, and three stamps with the labels “OK”, “WILD”, and “DOG FOOD”.
In one of the cabinets where perhaps one might store their canned goods was instead a black-colored imitation pistol, according to the criminal complaint.
The officers sussing the den found 16 glassine sleeves spilling from a jacket of the woman suspect. Each of the envelopes was filled with a quantity of heroin and stamped with “MAGA”, the papers say.
Further, there was another baggie with gentanyl, 32 glassine envelopes filled with more heroin, two yellow packages containing Buprenorphine and Naloxone Sublingual (Suboxone) film strips.
The 62-year-old perp also allegedly was found to be holding two glassine sleeves of “MAGA”-stamped heroin. He was also found to be carrying more Suboxone strips, plus not exactly baller money in a $55 sum.
All four were brought up on drug possession and paraphernalia raps; along with the imitation pistol pinch.

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*When perusing The Blotter, know that arrests do not constitute guilt, and all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Moreover, the reported items are merely a snapshot of a criminal matter – what is known at the time of publishing. In most cases, the persons arrested for breaking the law haven’t been convicted (yet). It’s also possible that the charges brought against them may be reduced or even withdrawn.

