SHE WAS RUNNING a Times Square cathouse like it was 1979. 

A madame found herself in a tricky spot after she was propositioned by an undercover cop for a chance to bed another (and much, much younger) working girl. 

The lucky vice detective entered a domicile on East 41st Street a few minutes before 7:30 p.m. on Aug. 12, according to the criminal complaint.

Authorities say the suspect flesh peddler was willing to offer passage to one of her boom-boom rooms to enjoy time with one of her rostered talents do the deed for a total of two C-notes. 

And the undercover agreed. 

Before the coitus was consecrated, cops swarmed and ushered away the accused.

She faces promoting prostitution raps.

IT WASN’T ENOUGH that the lunatic who beamed her ex with a hot cup of joe. The same broken heart exacted scorched earth revenge by setting three fires on the same day.

The 67-year-old scoundrel first went after his ex lover on the morning of March 24, the criminal complaint states. 

He found her inside a community center inside the Cortland Houses. 

It was there that he armed himself with a scolding cup of coffee that he chucked at her and it struck her face and caused her to suffer burns. 

Months past by and then the same psycho reared his head again. This time it was around 6:30 a.m. on July 19. 

The perp was bright eyed and bushy tailed to gift his ex with a wakeup call. 

There he was hammering her front door. 

He then belted her first name. (The Blotter is not revealing the name.) 

When the woman refused to open her door to let the despot into her home — she was nearly smoked out when the kook kindled a backpack and random refuse to create the blaze. 

The fire department was called and the Bravest extinguished the blaze. 

At around 1:30 p.m. (and even as the smoke was still billowing) outside her front door — the same looney tune came back steaming for another round. 

He stood outside the woman’s home and howled, “I like to see things burn!”

And again, the perp lit another blaze. This one was fueled by a coat and more trash. 

Firefighters had to be summoned to knock down the flames. 

At around 5 p.m. the same suspect wasn’t done. 

He returned and showerd the woman’s name again. And with some more trash managed to cause another fire. 

Before it got too out of control, a neighbor jumped into action and killed the fire. 

On Aug. 4, the burning afficionado was formally nabbed and charged with arson (damage property), assault with a weapon, menacing, criminal possession of a weapon, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief (damage property).

THEIR DAUGHTER PROTECTED her mommy from her monster baby daddy. 

A 47-year-old scumbag was raising Cain inside his apartment back on the afternoon of July 21. 

The woman was getting ragdolled by the hostile as he clawed at her and caused several scratches to her chest. 

Her dress was ripped and he proceeded to attempt to make a fist to level her. 

‘I’m going to get my friends to beat you up.’

-Baby daddy threatens woman as their daughter shields from his swinging fists

But their daughter ran to her mother’s aid and stopped the bully. 

The goon stopped himself from striking his toddler daughter. 

But it didn’t keep him from running his trap. 

“I am going to blow you away,” he belted. “I’m going to get my friends to beat you up.”

Cops were called and arrested the man. 

They searched the premises had two guns stowed in the flat. 

One was a 9mm semi automatic pistol that was pulled from a hall closet. 

In the same spot officers also found a Smith & Wesson .38 caliber revolver (with the serial number filed off).

The suspect was not permitted to be in possession of any gun in the Empire state. 

He was taken away and charged with weapons and ammo possession, assault, criminal mischief, endangering the welfare of a child, and harassment.

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HE PLAYED PEE pee peekaboo.

A 28-year-old showboat was nailed for his doughty behavior.

The perv allegedly lowered his trou to expose himself two times before two agonizing innocents.

On the morning of May 25, the perp first grossed out a person who was stretching inside a Planet Fitness located on 86th Street.

It was a hard situation for the person enjoying their pre-workout when getting loose they had to be forced to see the man’s underside.

The same indecent imbecile reappeared (and so did his genitals) on July 25 while standing inside a bookstore dotted on 3rd Avenue and 84th Street.

Investigators were made aware of both below-the-belt incidents.

In the Planet Fitness peep show, he forced on the stretching member, they verified the suspect signed into the log.

It wasn’t long — four days — before the cops pinched the perp and took him into custody and charged him with lewdness and harassment.

A ROTTEN SCOUNDREL showed up to a bike shop intent on throwing down. 

The 33-year-old entered the shop on Rockaway Parkway and Clarkson Avenue at around 11:30 a.m. on July 30. 

Almost immediately the suspect charged the 66-year-old bike clerk and leveled a series of punches. 

The thunderous challenger wasn’t done. 

He pulled a box cutter and bellowed, “I will slice you up!”

The threat was fortunately not pursued. 

And the punk fled the joint. 

The cops pursued the accused and on Aug. 10 they collared him. 

He was formally brought up on assault (victim 65 or older), assault of a retail worker, menacing (with a weapon), and harassment.

▀ Howard Beach: Sicko Pleasures Self While Ogling Man At JFK AirTrain Station

IT WAS ONE of those lousy travel days. 

You’re already sweating the lengthy commute to hop a plane and then while waiting for the tram — there’s that pervert grabbing his business and going to town while eyeing you. 

That’s what happened to a man on the late morning of Aug. 12 while standing at a station on 159 Avenue and Coleman Square. 

The jolly Roger, 32, was reportedly gripping his meat stick in his pants and rubbing himself in an “upward and downward motion” while “staring at him,” according to the criminal complaint. 

Cops were alerted to the horndog and cops arrived and then made their approach. 

And when they did, the suspect allegedly dodged their questions and even offered a fake name and birthdate. 

The officers exposed the perv’s slippery retorts and figured out who he is and his actual pedigree. 

He was taken down for public lewdness and false impersonation.

A GAY COUPLE were chastised and then tenderized by a duo. 

It was around 2 a.m. when a man and his boyfriend entered the 90th Grocery located on 37th Avenue. 

Their presence vexed a man hanging outside. 

That 42-year-old didn’t keep his homophobic thoughts to himself. 

“Gays, fucking gays,” he mused. 

The man and his pal trailed the couple as they left. 

And after a short bit and a block or so away, the provocateur started swinging the black baseball bat (that he magically had on hand) and started slugging both men.   

A cohort also jumped in with a glass bottle that he used to inflict blows to the victims. 

When they hit the ground, the suspects started punching, stomping and kicking their prey. 

Cops were able to pull surveillance footage from a camera trained at the location and confirmed the victims’ account. 

Only one of the thugs were nabbed. 

The one man popped for the beatdown was charged with several counts of robbery, assault and aggravated harassment.

A TANKED EX-CON allegedly fibbed he was sober and on his way to his mom’s house after striking a person. 

The 49-year-old was busted on June 11 after he struck a person while driving a 2012 Gray Honda Accord. 

The suspect allegedly fled the scene and was found idling in the car at Great Kills and Amboy Roads. 

Cops were scrambled and they quickly sussed the driver’s sobriety. 

When he spoke, the stench of booze was distinct. As was his bloodshot eyes, slurring speech and wobbly stature when he exited the ride. 

‘I was coming from home going to my mom’s house.’ 

-49-year-old convict denied getting liquored up after striking a pedestrian

Asked for his name and he provided it. 

As far as his destination — the suspect claimed he was innocently headed to his mommy. 

“I was coming from home going to my mom’s house,” he allegedly stated. 

Had he had a cocktail?

‘I haven’t had anything to drink…I did not have anything to drink.’

-Driver who struck pedestrian pleads with officers before he blows .228 Breathalyzer

The driver attested he hadn’t. 

“I haven’t had anything to drink,” he maintained. “I was traveling up from my house.”

He then attempted to convince the cops he was a choir boy. 

“I did not have anything to drink.”

Then came the Breathalyzer test and after the .228 reading (well passed the .08 threshold) they determined the driver, who had racked up two DWI convictions, was sloshed. 

He was formally charged with leaving the scene of an accident with injury, DWI (two prior convictions in the past 10 years), assault, and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle offense.

HAD SHE TAKEN the bus, it would have been harder to pin her to her nose candy dealing. 

The 44-year-old was caught with all kinds of dope like a grownup girl scout vending addictive cookies. 

She was first spotted behind the wheel of a 109 gray Jeep  back at around 9 p.m. on Aug. 15. 

As she stopped at the intersection of Richmond Road and Vanderbilt Avenue when cops gave her the blue lights. 

That led to a stop. 

The woman lacked a valid driver’s license. 

Hours later after being caged at the precinct, officers discovered her purse held 13 purple sleeves with blow, seven blue sleeves with more coke, along with two cell phones and $886.

The suspect was formally nailed for drug possession with the intent to sell, aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, and a motor vehicle license violation.

A FOUR-DEEP SET were out making trouble back on the night of Sept. 6. Cops say they were rabblerousing on Briggs Avenue before one of them pulled a piece and fired multiple shots.

A PERP IS being sought for roughing up a driver in a fit of rage last month.

A SICKO IS being sought for a Sept. 3 evening incident involving a 73-year-old woman walking along Avenue J and Brooklyn Avenue. They say the suspect struck up a chat with her and then cupped her breast. He then took off sprinting.

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