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THE BLOTTER
ISSUE № 00194 — 07-17-26
BY: M.L. Nestel
Graphic by Melissa Eiler
⬛ [SIC] CITY
Graphic by Rob Weiss
EXCLUSIVE: Queens Man Busted For Getting Extra Frisky With Roommate’s Dog
The 50-year-old man denies making untoward advances but recalls in his drunk stupor that the pooch did ‘Suck my ass!’
Graphic by Melissa Eiler
AFTER FOUR YEARS of sharing a home — he’d had enough.
“Honestly, you’re not mentally fit to be here,” the 40-year-old man wrote in a text in Spanish to his older roommate on the early morning of July 14. “I want you to leave for your own good or I’m going to call the police.
“And you know I’m not messing around.”
He wasn’t.
Cops were called.
It was just before 5 a.m. when they arrived.
Once inside the first floor abode they shared on 100th Street in Corona officers met the caller who was beside himself over his roommate sexually corrupting his pet husky, Chavela.
The roommate explained to them that called them after watching most grotesque video footage captured on one of his surveillance cameras mounted on the property. (The Blotter’s attempts to reach the roommate were not immediately returned)
The 50-year-old man in question was stripped down to boxer shorts and allegedly whipped out his penis before the husky and she started licking it, according to the criminal complaint.
The man was seen shedding the boxers and then bending over so that the husky could “lick his buttocks.”
The police determined that the footage justified an arrest.
That resulted in the older roommate getting dinged for sexual misconduct where he or she engaged in sexual conduct with an animal or a dead human body.
In an exclusive interview with The Blotter, the accused, who works at a boutique chain of pizzerias — admitted he was liquored up on the night in question. And that his younger concerned roommate’s called to the authorities was overkill. That they all mistook his innocent horseplay for borderline bestiality.
In fact, he outright denies any intimacy with the dog whatsoever.
Only that when he was going to use the head, Chavela (the name of the husky that translates from Spanish to “God is my oath” or “young girl”) trailed him and at one point innocently poked her nose into his rear to catch a whiff.
Chavela (the husky) whom authorities say was compromised by a lascivious Queens man who lived with her. (Photo provided to The Blotter)
THE BLOTTER [TB]: How long have you been living together in the Corona apartment?
MR. SUSPECT [MS]: Almost like four years.
TB: How did how did you meet your roommate?
MS: Well, somebody else who was a friend introduce [us].
TB: So you’re living just you and [ROOMMATE]?
MS: Yeah, only both us guys.
TB: How has it been going — living together for the past four years? Any problems?
MS: Yeah, some, sometimes it's, you know, a little problem, but it is usually OK.
TB: Describe the problems?
MS: We sometimes are talking together, but he gets [sic] a little bit crazy… So when I see him look like that, I stop, I go to my room and just be alone.
TB: I see. What prompts him to get crazy?
MS: He will start talking, you know, some, some yelling. But I don't put too much attention because, Sometimes he's drinking or drugs too and so when he does that he starts yelling. And when I see him talking that shit like that I walk away.
TB: What kind of work does he do?
MS: [sic] works on a coffee truck.
TB: What about you?
MS: I work at a pizzeria. Sometimes in Queens and also in Brooklyn, too. (TB is withholding the name of the business)
TB: So you live together with pets, right?
MS: Yeah, it's a dog and two cats.
TB: What’s the name of the dog?
MS: Chavela. (He later specified the husky’s name is Vela – but she is nicknamed “Chavela”)
TB: How old is Chavela?
MS: I think 10.
TB: You have been living with Chavela for the whole time at the apartment?
MS: When I come [to live] here, he have her already.
TB: Does she roam all over the apartment or is it just in his room?
TB: Okay. But to be clear: you didn't want to have sex with her?
MS: No, no, no, no, no.
MS: Mostly she stays in his room.
TB: How do you get along with his cats and the dog?
MS: Yeah, they come to my apartment here and sometimes I give them food.
TB: Like treats — food scraps?
MS: Yeah.
TB: So Chavela, I understand the police say two days ago in the morning, the early morning of July 14th, that I understand you were in your apartment and that you were with Chavela.
MS: Yeah.
TB: And it’s suggested you might have been getting too, I don't know, intimate with the dog, like getting very close, like, with your body. Do you know what I'm talking about?
MS: Yeah, yeah.
TB: What happened there?
MS: I'm not really like that. We just, I just, I play with her, so, and because I, I was a little, a little drunk, I pulled my pants down, so she, she took it as a way to suck my ass, you know? (The word “suck” is quoted here and it was left for accuracy. However, based on the man’s intent and somewhat limited English, it is likely he meant “sniff”.)
TB: When you pulled your pants down you weren’t in the living room?
MS: I was in the living room and then I go to the bathroom.
TB: You head to the bathroom and did Chavela follow you?
MS: Yeah. But I needed to use the bathroom and the dog was there.
TB: Okay. But to be clear: you didn't want to have sex with her?
MS: No, no, no, no, no.
TB: So you weren’t trying to get intimate with Chavela?
MS: I mean, it was just to play, like it was just a playing around thing, not serious.
TB: How drunk were you?
MS: Really drunk. Because you know, when you're drinking some beer you might sometimes you know, sometimes you lose your mind you know.
TB: Have you done that before with Chavela?
MS: No.
TB: So this was the first time?
MS: Yeah.
TB: And you said your were a little drunk; what were you drinking that night?
MS: Drinking some beers and the tequila.
TB: How drunk were you?
MS: Really drunk. Because you know, when you're drinking some beer you might sometimes you know, sometimes you lose your mind you know.
TB: Then while you were playing with Chavela and having an honest good time as you describe it, this was in the living room?
MS: Yeah, in the living room.
TB: The apartment has cameras in it. Did you know they were there.
MS: I know about two cameras.
TB: Is that all?
MS: I saw two [cameras] before, but I now know that there is a third one… We have a big yard.
TB: Did [ROOMMATE] say anything to you?
MS: No, he never say nothing to me, just only send me texts. (The aforementioned text message sent to the suspect was quoted above)
TB: Do you remember what he wrote in the text messages?
MS: That I crossed the line because, you know, the dog and the the cats, are [sic] like his kids.
TB: Did you explain why you did this?
MS: I explain that I'm sorry because I was so, so drunk. I tell him ‘I’m sorry, you know, I was drunk.’
TB: So do you feel like you were misunderstood with these accusations? Because you’re saying you were just playing. That it wasn't like sexual.
MS: Not that. No. I told him ‘Sorry.’
TB: What was it like dealing with the police?
MS: Oh I wake up, you know, and I see them and I feel bad, you know, but I don't say nothing to them.
TB: What are you gonna do now? Can you live in the apartment still or do you have to move?
TB: What was it like dealing with the police?
MS: Oh I wake up, you know, and I see them and I feel bad, you know, but I don't say nothing to them.
MS: I gotta move because I don't wanna stay. I don’t want to deal with him when he is gonna talk a lot of shit, maybe fighting, you know, and when, that can cause more problems you know?
TB: Do you have feelings for dogs? Do you like dogs more than just pet friends? Like do you have sexual feelings for dogs?
MS: No.
TB: So you don't have those kinds of feelings for dogs?
MS: No.
TB: Are you single or –?
MS: I have a girlfriend.
TB: And you've had relationships with other women in the past?
MS: Yes.
TB: So is this the only time you’ve been accused of being inappropriate with a dog?
MS: I never before, no one, never. I never do that.
TB: You've never like pulled your pants down with Chavela or any other dog before?
MS: No.
TB: Did you talk to Chavela afterward and maybe say, ‘Sorry’?
MS: Yes.
TB: What did you say?
MS: I didn't say nothing just asking if she’s OK. And I gave her a [hug in Spanish]. And she starts licking my face.
⬛ MANHATTAN
▀ Hell’s Kitchen: Sap Tenderized Man’s Face With Fallen Tree Stick
A DAY AFTER Uncle Sam’s 250th birthday, two men exercised their freedom to scuffle.
It was around 3:15 a.m. on July 5 when the challenger, 60, and another man, 36, were engaged in a war of words on 8th Avenue and West 39th Street.
Their jawing went on for a while until the older man grabbed a stick on the ground.
The perp then used nature’s timber to wallop the man’s face and head.
Cops arrived at the unsanctioned bout and summarily took the man into custody.
Medics checked on his competitor and he refused attention.
Cops took the stick smasher away and he was then brought up on assault with a weapon and assault causing injury.
⬛ THE BRONX
▀ West Farms: Gun-Toter Exits SUV To Quiz NYPD Sergeant: ‘Why Are Following Me?’
AN URBAN COWBOY flexed his 180 IQ by showing off his iron to a cop on the open street.
The 59-year-old convict was cruising around in the backseat of a black 2017 Nissan Rogue when his pal stopped at a red light on Daly Avenue near 180th Street.
It was then that the perp hopped out of the rear passenger seat and with a pistol drawn as if it was open season on the frontier.
He bawled, “Why are you following me?”
Sometimes there are moments when you screw up like pouring orange juice in the cereal bowl instead of milk or putting on two different shoes.
GUNMAN: ‘Why are you following me?’
NYPD SERGEANT: ‘Drop the gun! Drop the gun!’
And this time the suspect stepped in it.
Because the driver he challenged with his lethal force was an NYPD sergeant.
“Drop the gun! Drop the gun,” the service member countered.
He could have been hard of hearing or just living in his own comic book — but the man decided he wasn’t about to forfeit his piece.
So he returned with a quickness to the Rogue and he and his pal sped off.
And so ensued a high speed chase.
The black Heckler + Koch P30 9mm semi-automatic pistol was the model the suspect brandished when stepping to an NYPD sergeant.
The suspects allegedly ticked the SUV well past 25 MPH and blew through “several red lights,” according to the criminal complaint.
The perps were nabbed separately and speedily.
And the gun, a black Heckler + Koch P30 9mm semi-automatic pistol with 15 rounds in the magazine became evidence.
It was determined the perp lacked a legit license. And it was also found out that suspect had been conviced for a 1993 rape.
He and his cohort driving the Rogue were each brought up on a series of crimes including menacing a police officer, weapons possession, unlawful fleeing of a police officer, and reckless endangerment.
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⬛ BROOKLYN
▀ Ft. Greene: Panhandler To Chasing Cop ‘Take That Badge Off And I’ll Beat You Up!’
HE SAW THE officers and tried to make a dash for it.
The alleged beggar was questioned about his pocket change pursuits from the public back on June 16.
The man was seen seeking charity outside Elm Place and Livingston Street.
On the quick the suspect fled his makeshift workspace and tried to vanish.
But the cops took him into custody.
It was then that the suspect, emboldened by his own defiance, baited for a bout.
“Take that badge off,” he shouted. “And I’ll beat you up.”
He was soon charged with aggressive panhandling in a public place, making a terrorist threat, and harassment (physical contact).
▀ Sunset Park: Scooter Crack Fiend Caught Downing Brews, Leading Cops On Chase Where He Hopped Sidewalk
IF ONLY HE had a brown paper bag.
A parked moped rider was confronted at around midnight on June 11 about getting his drink on outside 58th Street and 4th Avenue.
They quickly detected a heavy waft of alcohol emanating off his breath.
And rather than continue fielding an inquisition about his public intoxication with all his beer on hand — decided to get lost.
So he took off (mind you sans a helmet) on the moped and attempted to elude the pursuing officers.
They attempted to yell at the beer lover to pull over. And he allegedly refused.
What’s more, the perp hopped the sidewalk and forced throngs of people to flee to avoid being run over before he finally came to a halt.
The cops searched him and found some crack.
All of it ended up adding to his charges which included several motorized scooter infractions for riding on the sidewalk and going helmet-less, as well as reckless driving, and resisting arrest.
⬛ QUEENS
▀ Flushing: Man’s Ex Beau Returns In Horror Brick And Bite Barrage
HIS CLOAK AND dagger worked alltoo well.
An affronted ex returned with a vengeance to do harm upon his former lover with some deceptive and bloodletting.
On the morning of May 28, the victim was compelled to step outside his home.
Instantly, he discovered it was a ruse.
That he had found himself locked out of his 120th Street home.
There, taunting him from the behind the locked door and windows was his beast of an ex-boyfriend.
The rightful occupant and the interloping ex squared off in bitter words.
Then the suspect was seen clutching a brick and used it to smash one of the apartment’s windows.
The unwanted scuffled some more than then allegedly bit his one time muse on his shoulder.
And then he proceeded to wreck the place.
He made several holes in the walls of the home and destroyed the television.
Cops arrived and took the scorned homewrecker away.
He faces several raps including burglary (of a dwelling), robbery, assault, weapons possession (with intent to use), and criminal mischief (damage property).
▀ Jackson Heights: Brazen Perv Threatens Couple With Bloodshed And A Flashdance Grousing, ‘Death For All These Motherfuckers!’
HIS WAGING WAR involved whipping out his wanker and spewing venomous.
For months, a 36-year-old belligerent went on a vulgar offensive against a couple.
His campaign began back on the eve of March 18.
‘You’re not gonna see your son, your daughter. You’re not going to see your body.’
—Vulgar perp, 36, provoking couple
The sicko was standing outside a home on 32nd Avenue and 83rd Street.
He stood front and center before the doorbell cam and belted, “You’re not gonna see your son, your daughter.”
He curiously added, “You’re not going to see your body.”
The suspect took some time off before he reared his head again.
That was the night of May 2.
‘Death for all these motherfuckers. Fuck your daughter. One day I am going to shoot you!
-Penis-flasher hurling threats
Again to the CCTV cam: “Death for all these motherfuckers,” he announced, before narrowing his insults. “Fuck your daughter.
“One day I am going to shoot you!”
After vowing vengeance, the deviant dropped his trousers and showed off his penis and then began fondling himself, according to the criminal complaint.
He then rhetorically mused, “You want mine?”
Three days later, the suspect was done with the camera invective.
He then appeared to wait for the woman of the home to exit and stopped her and showed his penis to her.
There were no words spoken.
The latter was enough to score the nudist barbarian to be brought up on aggravated harassment and public lewdness.
▀ South Jamaica: Heat-Pulling Gal’s Gunplay Later Cops ‘It's Not Real.’
SHE WAS ALL gangster until the law came for her arms and found her Glock was fugazi.
Albeit a damn good lookalike.
The 58-year-old woman appeared to menace a rival in the open street on 116th Avenue and 140th Street at around 7 p.m. on June 21.
‘I will kill you!’
-58-year-old BB-gunwoman to rival
It was there that the tough with the iron in hand allegedly growled at a man, “I will kill you!”
An officer responded to the scene and found the pistol pulling perp.
He found the said gun but determined it wasn’t an actual Glock 9mm pistol but a black BB gun that mimicked one.
She then cowered, “It’s a gun. It’s not real.”
No matter the potency of the pistol — authorities brought real charges for possession of an imitation/toy gun, menacing (with a weapon), and harassment.
⬛ STATEN ISLAND
▀ Graniteville: Old Man Draws Blood In Spat While Stopping Victim From Dialing 911
THERE WAS NO love lost when an elderly man tangoed with another at suppertime.
The 79-year-old was inside his home on Peter Street near Richmond Avenue just before 6 p.m. on June 10, the criminal complaint reads.
A clash ensued with the other person and somehow while grabbing hold of their arm to stop them from calling the cops — the senior’s watch bristled against their arm causing a bad bleed.
So panicked for the po-po to intervene the suspect allegedly then
Took hold of the victim’s cell phone from their hand and did everything he could to stop the distress call from being placed.
Cops came anyway.
And the perp was subdued and taken away to face assault, aggravated harassment, criminal mischief, and harassment charges.
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THE CITY’S SMOKED out.
Life outside in the city boroughs on Thursday was overcome in a sepia-hued haze thanks to mostly Canadian wildfire smoke migrating south.
Denizens described the barbecue everywhere conditions causing a burning sensation to the eyes.
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The sun was glazed over like a carmelized coating and only a faint shape of Lady Liberty could be made from the naked eye.
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